Charles wants to keep his 13-year-old daughter Lexi happy even if it means taking care of a manipulative, potty mouthed unicorn that continually insults his hospitality, intelligence and manhood. But when it comes to food they have a problem, and Charles finds himself hunting down one of the world's most expensive ingredients in a crime-ridden neighborhood known for its grisly dealings with outsiders.Learn more ...
When I Was in Middle School, We Didn't Do Bondage Crossword Puzzles or Write Essays About Killing the Teacher
Two tales of homework horror from the academe. (Or, why home schooling isn't just for Armageddon-minded families anymore.)
An aspiring DJ buys a MacBook on eBay for $458. It was a steal, but not the kind he expected.
The number of Jews in Europe has declined to a fraction of its pre-war population. With anti-Semitism there on the rise, a new exodus may be close.
At the beginning of Mass -- right out of the gate -- we publicly recall our sinfulness. You’d think we’d shine a spotlight on the Lord with a big hymn of praise such as the Gloria, or make a defining statement about our beliefs such as in the Creed.
The Mass is a series of rites, prayers, music and actions that make up two liturgies (the Word and the Eucharist) through which we encounter the risen Lord. We begin the Liturgy of the Eucharist with two actions: preparing the altar and presenting the gifts.
The owner of ShipYourEnemiesGlitter found out what happens when you suddenly become part of the Internet glitterati (hint: it sucks).
A Kentucky aquarium will let visitors walk a rope bridge over an open shark tank. In a related story, a Kentucky aquarium will sell adult diapers in its gift shop.
I know you're saying, "Wait a minute, deacon. Everyone knows angels have wings. In every painting I've seen, every Christmas ornament or Valentine card out there, they have them. And Scripture says so."
Get five Catholics in a room and ask them what sin is, and you'll get six definitions. You may hear about venial and mortal sins. You'll probably hear a very long list of dont's. In the end you'll be convinced that no matter what you do you're headed straight for hell.