To save his restaurant, Nguyen Tran will let you pay him to tattoo you riding a unicorn on some part of his body.
Guess which finger controls the horn.
Homer Simpons everywhere now have hope that Bud will invent a beer within a beer.
You can eat your last two Samoas now. The Girl Scout cookie season is starting and new flavors are on the way.
I nominate this dude for Boy Scout of the Century.
Don't say Kirby Delauter when talking about Kirby Delauter. Kirby Delauter doesn't like it. Kirby Delauter.
You don't need a balance sheet to see Atlantic City's casino business struggling to compete with upstarts around the region. Just ask Jimmy Buffett.
WebMD got a $4.8 million contract to promote Obamacare. What do you think that bought, exactly?