Charles wants to keep his 13-year-old daughter Lexi happy even if it means taking care of a manipulative, potty mouthed unicorn that continually insults his hospitality, intelligence and manhood. But when it comes to food they have a problem, and Charles finds himself hunting down one of the world's most expensive ingredients in a crime-ridden neighborhood known for its grisly dealings with outsiders.
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Posted 9 years 2 months ago
The Mass is a series of rites, prayers, music and actions that make up two liturgies (the Word and the Eucharist) through which we encounter the risen Lord. We begin the Liturgy of the Eucharist with two actions: preparing the altar and presenting the gifts.
Posted 9 years 2 months ago
The owner of ShipYourEnemiesGlitter found out what happens when you suddenly become part of the Internet glitterati (hint: it sucks).
Posted 9 years 3 months ago
A Kentucky aquarium will let visitors walk a rope bridge over an open shark tank. In a related story, a Kentucky aquarium will sell adult diapers in its gift shop.
Posted 9 years 3 months ago
I know you're saying, "Wait a minute, deacon. Everyone knows angels have wings. In every painting I've seen, every Christmas ornament or Valentine card out there, they have them. And Scripture says so."
Posted 9 years 3 months ago
Get five Catholics in a room and ask them what sin is, and you'll get six definitions. You may hear about venial and mortal sins. You'll probably hear a very long list of dont's. In the end you'll be convinced that no matter what you do you're headed straight for hell.
Posted 9 years 3 months ago
To save his restaurant, Nguyen Tran will let you pay him to tattoo you riding a unicorn on some part of his body.
Posted 9 years 3 months ago
Guess which finger controls the horn.
Posted 9 years 3 months ago
Homer Simpons everywhere now have hope that Bud will invent a beer within a beer.
Posted 9 years 3 months ago
You can eat your last two Samoas now. The Girl Scout cookie season is starting and new flavors are on the way.
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