The Wrong Way to Feed a Unicorn by Christian Knoebel

Charles wants to keep his 13-year-old daughter Lexi happy even if it means taking care of a manipulative, potty mouthed unicorn that continually insults his hospitality, intelligence and manhood. But when it comes to food they have a problem, and Charles finds himself hunting down one of the world's most expensive ingredients in a crime-ridden neighborhood known for its grisly dealings with outsiders.

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Posted 2 years 7 months ago and tagged as The Unicorn Cookbook, Unicorns, Food

To save his restaurant, Nguyen Tran will let you pay him to tattoo you riding a unicorn on some part of his body.

Posted 2 years 7 months ago and tagged as Unicorns

Guess which finger controls the horn. 

Posted 2 years 7 months ago and tagged as Food, McDonalds, Scary

Happy Meal? No.

Posted 2 years 7 months ago and tagged as Food

Homer Simpons everywhere now have hope that Bud will invent a beer within a beer.

Posted 2 years 7 months ago and tagged as Food, The Unicorn Cookbook

You can eat your last two Samoas now. The Girl Scout cookie season is starting and new flavors are on the way. 

Posted 2 years 7 months ago and tagged as Food, The Unicorn Cookbook

I nominate this dude for Boy Scout of the Century.

Posted 2 years 7 months ago and tagged as Politicians Behaving Badly, In the News

Don't say Kirby Delauter when talking about Kirby Delauter. Kirby Delauter doesn't like it. Kirby Delauter.

Posted 2 years 11 months ago and tagged as

You don't need a balance sheet to see Atlantic City's casino business struggling to compete with upstarts around the region. Just ask Jimmy Buffett.

Posted 3 years 9 months ago and tagged as In the News

WebMD got a $4.8 million contract to promote Obamacare. What do you think that bought, exactly?

Posted 4 years 5 months ago and tagged as Lost in Translation

YouTube, in the "transcript" of a video I posted, asks: "So how much blood residual winning just enough of the body?" Clearly something was lost in translation. See the carnage for yourself.


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On My Bookshelf

The Giver
The Catcher in the Rye
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Lost Scriptures: Books That Did Not Make It Into the New Testament
The Devil in the White City: Murder, Magic, and Madness at the Fair that Changed America
Band of Brothers: E Company, 506th Regiment, 101st Airborne from Normandy to Hitler's Eagle's Nest
Dirty White Boys
Into Thin Air: A Personal Account of the Mt. Everest Disaster
The Fellowship of the Ring
Theology and Sanity
Peter, Paul & Mary Magdalene: The Followers of Jesus in History & Legend
The Return of the King
Point Of Impact
Citizen Soldiers: The U S Army from the Normandy Beaches to the Bulge to the Surrender of Germany
True Grit
The Hobbit
The Lord of the Rings
D-Day, June 6, 1944: The Battle for the Normandy Beaches

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