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Posted 2 years 6 months ago and tagged as Unicorns, Church Bulletin

Don't believe that a one-horned, four-legged animal once roamed the earth? God won't be happy with you says the organization run by the fellow who debated evolution with Bill Nye the Science Guy.

Posted 2 years 6 months ago and tagged as Scary

Two tales of homework horror from the academe. (Or, why home schooling isn't just for Armageddon-minded families anymore.)

Posted 2 years 6 months ago and tagged as Bad Business

An aspiring DJ buys a MacBook on eBay for $458. It was a steal, but not the kind he expected.

Posted 2 years 6 months ago and tagged as Trends

The number of Jews in Europe has declined to a fraction of its pre-war population. With anti-Semitism there on the rise, a new exodus may be close.

Posted 2 years 6 months ago and tagged as Church Bulletin

At the beginning of Mass -- right out of the gate -- we publicly recall our sinfulness. You’d think we’d shine a spotlight on the Lord with a big hymn of praise such as the Gloria, or make a defining statement about our beliefs such as in the Creed.

Posted 2 years 6 months ago and tagged as Church Bulletin

The Mass is a series of rites, prayers, music and actions that make up two liturgies (the Word and the Eucharist) through which we encounter the risen Lord. We begin the Liturgy of the Eucharist with two actions: preparing the altar and presenting the gifts.

Posted 2 years 6 months ago and tagged as Bad Business

The owner of ShipYourEnemiesGlitter found out what happens when you suddenly become part of the Internet glitterati (hint: it sucks).

Posted 2 years 6 months ago and tagged as Kentucky, Scary

A Kentucky aquarium will let visitors walk a rope bridge over an open shark tank. In a related story, a Kentucky aquarium will sell adult diapers in its gift shop.

Posted 2 years 7 months ago and tagged as Church Bulletin

I know you're saying, "Wait a minute, deacon. Everyone knows angels have wings. In every painting I've seen, every Christmas ornament or Valentine card out there, they have them. And Scripture says so."

Posted 2 years 7 months ago and tagged as Church Bulletin

Get five Catholics in a room and ask them what sin is, and you'll get six definitions. You may hear about venial and mortal sins. You'll probably hear a very long list of dont's. In the end you'll be convinced that no matter what you do you're headed straight for hell.

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