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Posted 2 years 11 months ago and tagged as Kentucky, Scary

A Kentucky aquarium will let visitors walk a rope bridge over an open shark tank. In a related story, a Kentucky aquarium will sell adult diapers in its gift shop.

Posted 2 years 11 months ago and tagged as Church Bulletin

I know you're saying, "Wait a minute, deacon. Everyone knows angels have wings. In every painting I've seen, every Christmas ornament or Valentine card out there, they have them. And Scripture says so."

Posted 2 years 11 months ago and tagged as Church Bulletin

Get five Catholics in a room and ask them what sin is, and you'll get six definitions. You may hear about venial and mortal sins. You'll probably hear a very long list of dont's. In the end you'll be convinced that no matter what you do you're headed straight for hell.

Posted 2 years 11 months ago and tagged as The Unicorn Cookbook, Unicorns, Food

To save his restaurant, Nguyen Tran will let you pay him to tattoo you riding a unicorn on some part of his body.

Posted 2 years 11 months ago and tagged as Unicorns

Guess which finger controls the horn. 

Posted 2 years 11 months ago and tagged as Food, McDonalds, Scary

Happy Meal? No.

Posted 2 years 11 months ago and tagged as Food

Homer Simpons everywhere now have hope that Bud will invent a beer within a beer.

Posted 2 years 11 months ago and tagged as Food, The Unicorn Cookbook

You can eat your last two Samoas now. The Girl Scout cookie season is starting and new flavors are on the way. 

Posted 2 years 11 months ago and tagged as Food, The Unicorn Cookbook

I nominate this dude for Boy Scout of the Century.

Posted 2 years 11 months ago and tagged as Politicians Behaving Badly, In the News

Don't say Kirby Delauter when talking about Kirby Delauter. Kirby Delauter doesn't like it. Kirby Delauter.

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