Get five Catholics in a room and ask them what sin is, and you'll get six definitions. You may hear about venial and mortal sins. You'll probably hear a very long list of dont's. In the end you'll be convinced that no matter what you do you're headed straight for hell.
To save his restaurant, Nguyen Tran will let you pay him to tattoo you riding a unicorn on some part of his body.
Guess which finger controls the horn.
Homer Simpons everywhere now have hope that Bud will invent a beer within a beer.
You can eat your last two Samoas now. The Girl Scout cookie season is starting and new flavors are on the way.
I nominate this dude for Boy Scout of the Century.
Don't say Kirby Delauter when talking about Kirby Delauter. Kirby Delauter doesn't like it. Kirby Delauter.
You don't need a balance sheet to see Atlantic City's casino business struggling to compete with upstarts around the region. Just ask Jimmy Buffett.