A Kentucky aquarium will let visitors walk a rope bridge over an open shark tank. In a related story, a Kentucky aquarium will sell adult diapers in its gift shop.
I know you're saying, "Wait a minute, deacon. Everyone knows angels have wings. In every painting I've seen, every Christmas ornament or Valentine card out there, they have them. And Scripture says so."
Get five Catholics in a room and ask them what sin is, and you'll get six definitions. You may hear about venial and mortal sins. You'll probably hear a very long list of dont's. In the end you'll be convinced that no matter what you do you're headed straight for hell.
To save his restaurant, Nguyen Tran will let you pay him to tattoo you riding a unicorn on some part of his body.
Guess which finger controls the horn.
Homer Simpons everywhere now have hope that Bud will invent a beer within a beer.
You can eat your last two Samoas now. The Girl Scout cookie season is starting and new flavors are on the way.
I nominate this dude for Boy Scout of the Century.