The Wrong Way to Feed a Unicorn by Christian Knoebel

Charles wants to keep his 13-year-old daughter Lexi happy even if it means taking care of a manipulative, potty mouthed unicorn that continually insults his hospitality, intelligence and manhood. But when it comes to food they have a problem, and Charles finds himself hunting down one of the world's most expensive ingredients in a crime-ridden neighborhood known for its grisly dealings with outsiders.

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Posted 9 years 3 weeks ago and tagged as Church Bulletin

The Mass is a series of rites, prayers, music and actions that make up two liturgies (the Word and the Eucharist) through which we encounter the risen Lord. We begin the Liturgy of the Eucharist with two actions: preparing the altar and presenting the gifts.

Posted 9 years 1 month ago and tagged as Bad Business

The owner of ShipYourEnemiesGlitter found out what happens when you suddenly become part of the Internet glitterati (hint: it sucks).

Posted 9 years 1 month ago and tagged as Kentucky, Scary, Critters

A Kentucky aquarium will let visitors walk a rope bridge over an open shark tank. In a related story, a Kentucky aquarium will sell adult diapers in its gift shop.

Posted 9 years 1 month ago and tagged as Church Bulletin

I know you're saying, "Wait a minute, deacon. Everyone knows angels have wings. In every painting I've seen, every Christmas ornament or Valentine card out there, they have them. And Scripture says so."

Posted 9 years 1 month ago and tagged as Church Bulletin

Get five Catholics in a room and ask them what sin is, and you'll get six definitions. You may hear about venial and mortal sins. You'll probably hear a very long list of dont's. In the end you'll be convinced that no matter what you do you're headed straight for hell.

Posted 9 years 1 month ago and tagged as The Unicorn Cookbook, Unicorns, Food

To save his restaurant, Nguyen Tran will let you pay him to tattoo you riding a unicorn on some part of his body.

Posted 9 years 1 month ago and tagged as Unicorns

Guess which finger controls the horn. 

Posted 9 years 1 month ago and tagged as Food, McDonalds, Scary

Happy Meal? No.

Posted 9 years 1 month ago and tagged as Food

Homer Simpons everywhere now have hope that Bud will invent a beer within a beer.

Posted 9 years 1 month ago and tagged as Food, The Unicorn Cookbook

You can eat your last two Samoas now. The Girl Scout cookie season is starting and new flavors are on the way. 


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On My Bookshelf

The Giver
The Catcher in the Rye
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Lost Scriptures: Books That Did Not Make It Into the New Testament
The Devil in the White City: Murder, Magic, and Madness at the Fair that Changed America
Band of Brothers: E Company, 506th Regiment, 101st Airborne from Normandy to Hitler's Eagle's Nest
Dirty White Boys
Into Thin Air: A Personal Account of the Mt. Everest Disaster
The Fellowship of the Ring
Theology and Sanity
Peter, Paul & Mary Magdalene: The Followers of Jesus in History & Legend
The Return of the King
Point Of Impact
Citizen Soldiers: The U S Army from the Normandy Beaches to the Bulge to the Surrender of Germany
True Grit
The Hobbit
The Lord of the Rings
D-Day, June 6, 1944: The Battle for the Normandy Beaches

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