Happy Meal? No.
The Daily Mail reports on an sundae machine's call for an exorcist:
A McDonald's ice cream treat may have contained something far more ominous than high fructose corn syrup.
In fact one customer suspects he saw he gazed into the face of the inferno when he held his icy treat aloft.
What the company claimed to be a fruit flavoring had settled into the eerie visage of a skull.