Get five Catholics in a room and ask them what sin is, and you'll get six definitions. You may hear about venial and mortal sins. You'll probably hear a very long list of dont's. In the end you'll be convinced that no matter what you do you're headed straight for hell.
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Posted 9 years 10 months ago
To save his restaurant, Nguyen Tran will let you pay him to tattoo you riding a unicorn on some part of his body.
Posted 9 years 10 months ago
Guess which finger controls the horn.
Posted 9 years 10 months ago
Homer Simpons everywhere now have hope that Bud will invent a beer within a beer.
Posted 9 years 10 months ago
You can eat your last two Samoas now. The Girl Scout cookie season is starting and new flavors are on the way.
Posted 9 years 11 months ago
I nominate this dude for Boy Scout of the Century.
Posted 9 years 11 months ago
Don't say Kirby Delauter when talking about Kirby Delauter. Kirby Delauter doesn't like it. Kirby Delauter.
Posted 10 years 2 months ago
You don't need a balance sheet to see Atlantic City's casino business struggling to compete with upstarts around the region. Just ask Jimmy Buffett.
Posted 11 years 3 weeks ago
WebMD got a $4.8 million contract to promote Obamacare. What do you think that bought, exactly?