Modern ink makes the Apple Watch think you're dead.
The Mount Rushmore State launches a new ad campaign. Its pitch: "Why die on Mars when you can live in South Dakota?"
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Smoking causes lung cancer, heart disease, emphysema and ... you bursting into flames!
See what happens when you have a baby boy, too much time on your hands, and an app that lets you apply different make-up and wig combinations to pictures of your friends.
Bonus: It's BPA-free just like Dad's. No word if you can buy them by the case.
Today, peanut butter weeps. The Willy Wonka of Italy, who also brought us Tic Tacs, died on Valentine's Day.
Don't believe that a one-horned, four-legged animal once roamed the earth? God won't be happy with you says the organization run by the fellow who debated evolution with Bill Nye the Science Guy.
When I Was in Middle School, We Didn't Do Bondage Crossword Puzzles or Write Essays About Killing the Teacher
Two tales of homework horror from the academe. (Or, why home schooling isn't just for Armageddon-minded families anymore.)
An aspiring DJ buys a MacBook on eBay for $458. It was a steal, but not the kind he expected.