Man Discovers Surefire Way to Find the Leak in a Gas Can

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Smoking causes lung cancer, heart disease, emphysema and ... you bursting into flames!

The Las Vegas Sun tells us that Pall Malls and petrol don't mix:

A man who was looking for a leak in a gasoline can as he smoked a cigarette ignited a flash fire Tuesday afternoon that injured himself and his wife, Las Vegas Fire & Rescue said ... The man was holding the gas can as he examined it for a leak ... His wife heard him scream and tried to put the fire out by patting him down with her hands, which caused burns to her hands.

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