Reviewing the Reviewers 4

What's the difference between a squirt gun and a regular gun? Apparently nothing to this reviewer. reviewer "Candid Reviewer" offers tips on using a water gun that blows your opponents away:

It is perfect for close to medium engagements ... I like to keep mine tucked in my back waistband. When my main gun is empty and my opponents close in, I draw it from behind and aim for the face. It's accurate and effective, and a great way to ambush someone who thinks they've got the upper hand on you when you appear to be out of ammo.

Watch out, kids -- this guy plays for keeps. Read it all.